Darling I&#39;m a nightmare dressed like a daydream

What is it with you women and your motorcycles? Haven't you ever heard of a luxury sportscar before?

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x-lexington.livejournal.com

Hey, don't knock chicks on motorcycles. I happen to like that. By the way, My name's Lex.

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It's not nearly as hot when they all do it, though. I swear they're trying to start their own biker gang. I blame Wanda.

And I'm Jake. I'm one of the Snow Valley types. I assume you're at the mansion?

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x-lexington.livejournal.com

Yeah, just arrived. More women riding them doesn't make the individuals any less hot.

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x-diamondlil.livejournal.com

Oh do you? I should introduce you to Mist tomorrow.

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Nice to meet you. Adrienne Frost. I like your answer to Stretch below about motorcycle chicks not being any less hot in mass quantities. I assume you have a bike or know how to ride one at least? I could use some pointers from a fresh brain if you've any free time?

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x-wildchild.livejournal.com

Dude. HEY HEY HEY. There are at least two, maybe three guys here with motorcycles. It's not just the chicks.

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All I'm saying is, the only chick I can think of off the top of my head who drives an actual car is Amanda. And calling that a car is fairly generous.

...I am in so much trouble.

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x-wildchild.livejournal.com

Oh yeah. She's gonna turn you into a frog again.

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Only if she can find me.

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Location spell, Jake. It's a witch's best friend. Also, you're in New York. She likes me rather a lot and tends to do me favours.

Besides, I'll have you know that the Broomstick came through Apocalypse's little takeover bid with just a couple more scratches. There's a lot more to my baby than it first looks. Like the fact I can so from nothing to 60 miles an hour in less than a mile since Forge did his thing.

*grumbles* See if I ever give you a lift to the mansion again, sunshine.

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...I'll hide behind Wanda?

Fine. I will admit that your car makes good camouflage. No one would ever expect it to be driven by an International Woman of Mystery.

And I'll just make the pouty eyes next time I need a ride.

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Wanda loves me. She also knows who does her filing and can find stuff. And who brings her coffee and breakfast at work.

And camouflage was part of the idea - no-one's going to try and steal what looks like a shitbox, are they?

Pouty eyes don't work on me unless they come with a six pack of decent beer or a carton of cigarettes attached. ;P

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Sigh. You're right, she'd toss me to the wolves.

I suppose it's cheaper than buying a Club. *grins*

Noted. When it comes to bribery, I'm the best.

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Just keep digging that hole of yours, Gavin. The Broomstick has a long memory. And needs the occasional oil change. *eg*

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...There's a piece of bourbon pie with your name on it at Mark's?

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You turned him into a frog? Can you do that again and can I watch?

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Back when I was fifteen, yeah. I think it's one of those one-time only things - wasn't supposed to work at all and only did 'cause Jake was a very suggestible shape-shifter with control issues at the time. Also, Pete made me do everyone's dishes for a week.

Ah, memories.

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Ah, well, it's probably for the best then. Dishes are a harsh taskmistress. They may be the bane of my existence, come to think of it.

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I have a car. And a Driver. I was going to buy myself a Maserati actually, but this seemed like more fun. And Morgan is persuasive, as I'm sure you know.

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x-copycat.livejournal.com

Me? Persuasive? I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't have to twist your arm, just point to the shiny and talk about how dead fucking sexy you'd be on it all clad in leather. I might've mentioned something about taking you out of the leather, but you know me.

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