Is this some sick cosmic joke?

[xp_adrienne]

I had to spend the day schmoozing twelve-year-olds (at least in maturity level) from Cosmo Girl trying to get some of my models in their December issue and I had to put up with them and feed them and ply them with alcohol in my company box for twelve innings and the fricking Sox couldn't even WIN? And, because I was with the twelve-year-olds from Cosmo, I couldn't even go into my usual rage blackout and break anything?!?!

(I'm kidding about the rage blackouts, by the way.)

Terry, hide the glasses. After this carride home back to the mansion with the Cosmo Girl children I'm going to be in a bad mood.  I swear if I hear the phrase 'omigod' one more time I'm going to renege on my pledge never to hit anyone.

Oh shit. They found the minibar. If I get my driver to dump them on the side of the highway is there any way I'm still going to get my contract?

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[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding me?

Legally Blonde THE MUSICAL?

I weep for Broadway's soul and mourn for the lost age of taste on the New York stage. Not that musicals really have taste, of course...

Also? Was this number written by CosmoGirl? Because I swear that's basically what I had to deal with all day yesterday.