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[xp_adrienne]

Okay, so Garrison's Blue Jays are starting to frighten me. I'm getting worried about this weekend, when my Sox take on the ridiculous eight-wins-in-a-row Canadians. I am currently in a battle to get my own box at Fenway back from the neverending rotation of Clients Who Must Be Placated in time for at least one game of the three game meet up.

Kane, have you been feeding your boys that special maple syrup of yours, the one that gives you your super strength?

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[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

It's about the universe starting to make sense again.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I think I missed when it made sense in the first place.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Seconding this.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's part of the Canadian fantasy. Suddenly they have super power inducing maple syrup, the Jays win the Series and then they conquer the world and all get a harem.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

A harem?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Doesn't everyone want a harem? I want a harem.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Hmm good point.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I'm full of those.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to make a crude joke about the one you lack and how that's the one I'm really interested in.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I can fix that if you just point at which one you do want, cupcake.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

No! No crude jokes. Except oh wait I told you you could be smutty in my journal. Damnit. How about you come over and I'll kick your ass at Wii Baseball and you can make jokes about choking up on the shaft of the bat.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Bat jokes involve an entirely different orifice, you know.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I do know.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Much experience there then?

You're in serious need of more wii sports type games other than baseball, too.

And before you ask, what's taking so long is unearthing beer to bring with me for you to kick my ass at wii baseball.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

More Wii sports games? Like... golf? With golf clubs?

Excellent. You bring beer, I have cake. And things that go with beer, like pretzels and chips.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I was thinking boxing.

Are you inferring cake does not go with beer?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Fine, boxing so you can kick my ass and baseball so I can kick yours.

Doesn't cake go with everything?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Deal!

Well that's the impression I was under until you mentioned things that go with beer as a separate category.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S WII BOXING?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??!?! It's part of Wii Sports, man! Have you been neglecting the Wii Boxing? Shame! Shame on you!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I have no Wii!

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

To pay you back for that whole thing in Kosovo, I'll buy you a Wii.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, no. It's a thing. I mean, sure when my birthday rolls around or Christmas or something but... It's just a thing.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Eh, me either, I just play with Adrienne's toys. There needs to maybe be community Wii with Wii Boxing tournaments.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Adrienne would be in favour of lending her Wii for community tournaments.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Problem solved!