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[xp_adrienne]

Kane and I will be in Boston from this evening through Sunday. We will be witnessing the unraveling of his Blue Jays' 8 game win streak and revert to their time-honored old ways of sucking on the road.

Tandy, don't sleep the entire time I'm gone, yeah?

Rogue, ditto.

X-Factor, same as always. Don't let Warren have sex on anything I might touch. And don't let Sue burn the place down with that stupid laser.

Kane, meet you in two hours? Your boys are going down.

Comments

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

8 games in a row, babe. I'm sorry, but the Bosox are going to be sending Ortiz out in a Viking funeral by the end of this series.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Exactly, 8 games in a row. No way are they maintaining that for much longer.

And joke's on you! Vikings buried their dead. Boom. Anthropology'd!

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

Buried is what's going to happen to your starting pitching, babe. Oh, the rain shall be broughten.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Ha! This from a guy whose team is in contract talks with Papelbon, a guy my team gave up five years ago because he was already over the hill THEN! Dream on, slick!

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait, who's team is trying to avoid being swept by the Orioles right now?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Oh please, that's one series and Baltimore's good. You guys got swept by the ASTROS. Swept in a 4-game, to boot!

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

The Astros have the highest winning percentage in baseball and, oh yeah, we swept them four days ago. Where as the Bosox are getting swept by the team they're sharing the basement of the AL East with.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I'll tell you where you can stick that water pistol.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

Hot and bothered already, eh?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

OI NO SHIRTLESS BASEBALL BAT PHOTO, BUSTER! NOT ON THE PUBLIC FORUM!

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

Fine. Picky, picky...

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Fuck!

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

Be right there!

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Better be!

[xp_daytripper]

I'm home prepping for tonight's talk, and Rooney's already turned up at the door, so I think I'm taking care of your cat while you're gone. ;)

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Damn, I was hoping it would starve to death while we were gone.

[xp_daytripper]

No chance of that. Rooney's too clever to let himself starve in a house full of cat-loving pushovers. ;)

Aren't you, pussums?

(yes, I'm talking to the cat. He's sitting on the other end of the couch.)

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Are you under some sort of curse? Did the cat gain sentience and build a telepathy device to instruct you to talk to it? Do you need help?

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Wow, your XF team sounds SUPER. Uh. Good luck.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I appreciate that you assume my warnings are warranted and not me being incredibly and unnecessarily anal.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Well, I've met Warren.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Ah, right. I forgot!

Well, we all have our burdens to bear. Your team has Wade AND Doug AND Jubilee, so, y'know... it's all relative.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I have no idea how the offices are standing, either.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I guess because we have people like Lorna and Arthur and Bobbi and you have people like MA and Amanda and Wanda and you and that new guy who keep the crazies in check?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I resemble that remark. ;-)

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

I work! I work hard!

Have fun, wife :)

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

You do, but working hard always seems a lot more difficult for you than sleeping 48 hours straight seems to be... That's all I'm saying!

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

The cool boss reign continues again.

Unrelated topic: can you Read plastic sheeting? I wonder, not for myself but for a friend....desk condoms are a reality...

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Ugh. Yes, Frat Boy, i can Read plastic. I can Read everything and anything on Earth as long as it isn't pumping blood through veins or photosynthesizing. Or a road. I can't do roads for some reason. There. Go have sex in a road!

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

Instructions unclear. Had sex with road. Might need first aid assistance.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Headline: WORTHINGTON DISCOVERS NEW STD NICKNAMED ROAD RASH.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Ahhaha. Yes, this!

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

...wait, I need to capture this one for posterity, I think.

Or maybe blackmail at the next Hellfire social?

That's basically the same thing, right?

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me how to live my life!

Hehe. Have fun!

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Haha best response!

Stay out of trouble. Oh and in case you didn't see the cat is sucking up to Zeus currently. In case you can't find it. I did not murder it and hide the body. This time.

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't burn down the office...maybe just some pretty parrerns on the roof.

Enjoy the games!