How much do I hate thee, Tandy?

[xp_adrienne]

Let me count the ways.

Tandy got me addicted to this stupid fucking video game. I need retribution. I need payback. I need something stupid to get her addicted to.

Have you guys played it? It's horribly addicting. And competitive. Except I'm stuck on level 17. Not because I can't figure it out. Because I can. I just don't possess the video game skills mecessary to execute the solution.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

That is so freaking loud omg.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

What's loud?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

The opening screen for that game is hella loud.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Oh. Sorry. I don't have sound on mine.

[x-scion.livejournal.com]

NOPE!

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Nope you can't beat level 17?

[x-scion.livejournal.com]

I made a promise to never play flash games again- not after last time.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

You can't hear me, but I'm making chicken noises at you.

[x-scion.livejournal.com]

Arcade. Murderworld.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Bwak bwak bwak bwak!

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

Don't mind Adri. She can be a little weird at times.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Ooo, defending your boyyyyyfriend from me, are you?

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

Okay 1) we aren't a couple 2) Don't believe what they tell you. 3) someone has to defend people 4)have you beat it yet? 5) i still love you

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Okay 1) You should be because Bowler is the best couple name ever 2) So you mean you're not getting married at Julian's Italian villa next month? BUT I BOUGHT A NEW HAT! 3) Your training as my protegé is slipping if you're worried about defending people 4) SHUT UP NO I DIDN'T IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE 5) Well I hate you with the fiery passions of hell frozen over!

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

1) I can probably think of better names 2) It better not be a Bowler hat 3) Or is it? Maybe I am forming a different strategy and gathering minions for myself? 4) Hehe. 5) "I can feel your anger, it gives you focus, makes you stronger."

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

1) Such as? 2) I didn't really buy a hat but now I'm totally going out to buy a bowler hat! 3) Pfft it's cute you think I'd let you do that 45) I don't even know what that means.

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

....

We are watching Star Wars this weekend.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Oh. That. Damnit. That was one of those movies I tried to CheatWatch with my powers, where I just Read the movie screen in the theatre and got knowledge of every movie that was ever shown there. But I had to delete all those memories when my mind got too filled with crap.

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

You can't cheat like that!

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Well, clearly I know that NOW. But at the time I didn't think I was going to get so filled up with pop culture Readings that I'd go fucking insane, did I? Lesson learned!

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

Well as long as you learned your lesson. What movies do you need to catch up on? You do no I have a full library right?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I CheatWatched a LOT of movies over twenty years. I didn't really sit down and watch movies until I moved here. Never really had the time.

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

You know. Hate is such a strong word.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

In this case it's really, really not strong enough.

C'mon! I thought this one (http://www.miniclip.com/games/crystal-temple/en/#t-sd) was bad enough! Damned fireboy and watergirl! I hate them! So much!

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

Good. Let loose your hate.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

If I look at that for a minute more I'm going to punch the screen off my laptop and Doug will frown at me.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Isn't it the most frustrating fucking thing EVER! That damned Parallel level!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'm on 23 and I can't beat it and it's driving me up a fucking wall, McFrosty. Why'd you have to share your pain with everyone?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Wait, WHAT?! YOU BEAT 17?!?!?! How?!?! Did Doug program your computer to make the ball run faster or something?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I let Doug look at it and he laughed and that spurred me on to hit buttons faster. Which doesn't mean anything at all because fucking twenty-three, what the hell?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

ARGH I HATE YOU NOW AS MUCH AS I HATE TANDY FOR SHOWING ME THIS STUPID GAME!