Happy Birthday Emma

[xp_adrienne]

Llots of drinking. Vegas iss super. @ vegas with cool people & emma. Its Em birthday. Happy birthdy big sister. So much older than me1 Yaaay11!1

Gman took pictures earlir. Forget why I'm wearing this. Why was i a majisian's assistnt. Telepathy? Think em made me. Then there was throw up n hat. Not mine. Probly.



Ok going more party now. Gona make em use prety brain 2 get lions out of mgm grans & make them doo our bidding. Eat tacky ppl who pllay slots n dont tip servers.

Happy birthday em.

Comments

[x-celsis.livejournal.com]

'Sgood.

Lion. Rwarrrrwrr.

Not my hat either. Did we steal a hat? Isn"t your boyfriend policeman?

If your boyfriend arrests me, I shall be cross. Have to kill everyone. With my brain.

Don't drink the purple drinks. Evil. Truly evil. Eviller than me and I'm evil like a queen. Evil queen.

Is eviller a word? Autocorrect doesn't like it. All hail autocorrect.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Noooooooo not stolen. giffted. boyfreind gave hat to us i think. And bow tie. He likes bow ties. Rawr. Sexy. So hee shoulf arrest himself. Dont kill veryone. Just jerks.

I only hav blue drinks. Purpl is mmuch eviller than bluee. You should be purple queen.

Now that theres sun we should stop drinking yes//?

[x-celsis.livejournal.com]

I think I've stopped drinking. May have stopped time. Isn't there someone can do that? Maybe stole her power.

I found a lion tamer in my bathroom. Checked thoroughly for lions but he said no lions.

Check for lions before you go to bed. Got to be somewhere. Or why would I have a lion tamer?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Kill me now, for I am sober and do not wish to live in my current sober, pained state any longer. If you really can stop time, please do so.

There were no lions in my bed (insert boyfriend/sex joke here, I'm in too much pain to make one) but the bathroom door's closed and we're too afraid to open it. Can you use telepathy on tigers? Make them docile or something? In case they're in there?

Also, did you have sex with the lion tamer?

[xp_daytripper]

Your hat or your throw up, Adri? ;)

Sounds like you're all having a blast. Wish I could be there - bloody work. ;)

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Your hat oor your throw up what/

U should blast over here. Still drinkin. Work stupif.