Notification of Absence

[xp_adrienne]

At Miss Bowen's request I'll be accompanying her to Ohio tomorrow an expect to remain there for a few days. There will be a substitute in to cover my classes.

Students, I don't care if you respect the substitute, but please afford your classmate the respect she deserves by not making me regret going with her to her parents' funerals. In other words, if anyone tries anything, or falls asleep, you will feel the full extent of my magnificent wrath.

Also, it looks like I'm going to miss watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the mansion this year, but everyone has to promise to watch and debate as per usual on Tuesday night anyway. It's tradition, after all!

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I was just figuring that if the sub said anyone took a nap in class, that I'd just pick 'em up by the scruff of their neck and throw 'em in the lake, but I think I'll wait for you to come back and just take video of the magnificent wrath instead.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Is the lake frozen? That could be part of my wrath if it's not...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It's slushy right now.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Exxxxxxxxxxxxcellent.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've already got my seat on the couch reserved for the fashion show.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Good to hear! I'll expect a full report on the night when I return. Who watched with you, who made feminist comments, who made misogynistic comments, if any fights broke out, and of course, notes on peoples' outfit preferences. Yeah, I could use my powers to figure this stuff out, but I'd rather get you to do it for me.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'll try and keep track of all of it, but things can get pretty heated.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Why do you think I'm sad to be missing it?! The Christmas season at the mansion can't really start until shouting and fisticuffs break out over watching women in lingerie on tv!

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

won't happen again. I swear.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

It better not, or there will be wrath. Considerable wrath.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

No wrath!!! NONE!