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[xp_adrienne]

Anyone want to buy a boyfriend? I'm selling one real cheap. Slightly used but super hot and relatively smart and sort of funny. Downsides include the fact he's Canadian and that he is completely and utterly insufferable to be around right now, thanks to his stupid baseball team winning 11 games in a row.

Any reasonable offers considered.

Comments

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Eh.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Eh to baseball? Or eh to buying my boyfriend?

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Eh to your boyfriend. Baseball, I like.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I challenge you to find a hotter shirtless guy around here than my boyfriend.

Or I would if I wasn't selling him.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

I mean, mirror.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Shirtless pic or I don't believe you.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

You read my tuxedo that one time. You must know.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I had to delete that out of my brain. I don't remember.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Then my boyfriend is still hotter and you can't eh him!

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Just not in the habit of sending shirtless pics to women unless they're bachelorettes who tip really, really well.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

That's fine. But it's not a fair contest, then, so you can't eh Kane. That's all I'm saying. You wanna make claims like you did, you gotta have the evidence to back them up!

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

I mean, I saw your boyfriend covered in crumbs and looking like a sad hobo, so I'm not really looking for validation here.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Did you? Was he playing country music?

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

No, thank God.