How tempted am I...

[xp_adrienne]

...to buy Katharine Hepburn's beach house? Why? BECAUSE IT'S KATHARINE HEPBURN'S FREAKING BEACH HOUSE. 'NUFF SAID.

...I'm calling my realtor.

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

This is a good plan and you should feel good.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

It is and I should, right? I mean, LEGEND. And it's real estate, so it's all 'sensible investment' and shit!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yes, exactly. I think investing in real estate is the best thing ever. Also, bonds.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Bonds are for old people. And babies.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Hey now, bonds are a good investment! If you don't mind waiting 30 years to collect.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Oh hai, have you met me? Patience and me get along well, do we?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

The interest rates are awesome! Or at least they were in '85.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I like talking to you because it reminds me I'm not the oldest person here.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I do what I can. Were you even born in '85?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

This is the part where I don't answer that question and go back to watching a bunch of twenty-somethings too old to be at a prom dance at a prom.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I've a 50-something who's about to be dancing at prom.