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Homecoming
May. 21st, 2015 11:27 amSo I'm FINALLY back from Europe. Looking forward to taking my bike out again and finally picking up the goddamned glasses the optometrist's office has been pestering me to come pick up for nearly a month.
Yes, I have glasses now. It's Jean's fault. Any comments that may be construed as teasing will be met with disembowelment and the playing of jaunty tunes on rib bones with arm bone drumsticks.
Anyway.
Can anyone tell me why there is a fine coating of neon orange cheese dust all overmy our the suite I sleep in?
...And why there is a trail of said dust out of the suite towards the west wing common room?
...And why there is a seemingly comatose Mountie wearing a bathrobe, seemingly molded to the couch and smelling like something Death shat out?
...And the name of a good garbage disposal company?
Any help in answering these questions would be much appreciated. Thank you.
Yes, I have glasses now. It's Jean's fault. Any comments that may be construed as teasing will be met with disembowelment and the playing of jaunty tunes on rib bones with arm bone drumsticks.
Anyway.
Can anyone tell me why there is a fine coating of neon orange cheese dust all over
...And why there is a trail of said dust out of the suite towards the west wing common room?
...And why there is a seemingly comatose Mountie wearing a bathrobe, seemingly molded to the couch and smelling like something Death shat out?
...And the name of a good garbage disposal company?
Any help in answering these questions would be much appreciated. Thank you.
