Getting drunk has its uses?

After a four-run third inning and a five-run fourth tonight I decided to celebrate Boston's impending victory over Texas early, with a few Coors I found lying around. Eventually the gloves came off and I realized that I was privy to some exciting beer-bottle history, which got me thinking that if I'd picked up one of those Green Speed energy drinks a few days ago I might have been able to figure out they'd been tampered with. I don't know how I would have realized this earlier, since energy drinks was pretty random, but I suppose it's something for me to remember to try next time, assuming I'm feeling helpful, which is why I'm writing it down.