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[xp_adrienne]

Anyone want to buy a boyfriend? I'm selling one real cheap. Slightly used but super hot and relatively smart and sort of funny. Downsides include the fact he's Canadian and that he is completely and utterly insufferable to be around right now, thanks to his stupid baseball team winning 11 games in a row.

Any reasonable offers considered.

Comments

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Mutation. He doesn't even need to exercise. Isn't he sort of the worst?

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Ugh, what an asshole.